Welcome to The Club Society, where the only rule is that there are sort of rules, but also not really, except when there are. It’s all very straightforward.

Step 1: Think of a Club. Any Club.
You want to start a club. Great. You only want to host it once. Even better. This isn’t a lifetime commitment — it’s a single, glorious blip on the radar.

Step 2: Design a Button … Profit???
Every club gets a button: a small, glorious artifact of highly specific enthusiasm. Collaborate with us, the button whisperers, to create a tiny circular emblem of your club’s soul. It’s like capturing lightning in a bottle, if lightning were less electric and more… button-y.

Step 3: Host Anywhere, Invite Anyone
Your living room? Sure. A gas station parking lot? Why not. A suspicious clearing in the woods? If you must. Bring your friends, your enemies, or just one confused passerby. As long as someone shows up, it’s a party.

Step 4: Collect Them All, or Just a Few, or None
Attendees get a button. Some will treasure it. Some will lose it under their car seat and find it years later during a personal crisis. Either way, it’s yours now.